Do you have what it takes to be a professional protester? Are you an angry liberal, tired of being bullied by Donald J. Trump and his alt-right puppet-master, Steve Bannon? Do you love gays, hate guns, love illegal aliens, hate the Bible, and want to restore the socialist movement begun by our Muslim Kenyan guru, Barack Obama?
Then we want you to be part of our team of paid protesters. We're organizing marches, rallies, and protests all over America, and you can earn money by joining us in your hometown!
