Thank you all for attending the women's marches on January 21st. If you've not received your paychecks, they should be in your mailboxes soon. Please sign up for direct deposit so you don't have to wait after future protests.
Turnout was fantastic. We managed to put people in every city in every country on Earth. More people protested Trump than came to attend the last five presidential inaugurations combined!
I know he heard our voices, because he was pissed off about it. His tiny hands couldn't stop tweeting his anger. Did you notice how many typos he makes when he's really angry? It's like his anger lowers his writing ability to that of a first grader.
We still have about twenty thousand pussy hats to distribute before the next march. If you didn't get one or lost yours, let us know. And be sure to visit our download site for clever and biting protest sign ideas. Our FTP site is open again, if you want to upload your designs for distribution.
